funny birthday card

Funny birthday card

Sitting in front of the loo now. Throwing up. Fucking worst migraine ever!...omg. I'm so sorry. That is the worst. You don't think you should go to the hospital? Get a migraine shot!

Happy Birthday. I hope it's crazy and inappropriate for social media. (Inside: Happy Birthday.)

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Happy Birthday. I hope it's crazy and inappropriate for social media. (Inside: Happy Birthday.)

I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.

I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.

Because every woman wants to be insulted on her birthday - especially with a derogatory, sexist term. But perhaps they do as this card is so popular, it is now sold out online.

Because every woman wants to be insulted on her birthday - especially with a derogatory, sexist term. But perhaps they do as this card is so popular, it is now sold out online.

Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

Free, Birthday Ecard: For your birthday, I got you what you really wanted... sarcastic birthday wishes and mockery.

Free, Birthday Ecard: For your birthday, I got you what you really wanted... sarcastic birthday wishes and mockery.

Funny Birthday Card - Sarcastic Birthday Card - You Have Me So I Don't Know What Else You Have To Wish For ...But Knock Yourself Out by JessicaFergusonArt on Etsy

Funny Birthday Card - Sarcastic Birthday Card - You Have Me So I Don't Know What Else You Have To Wish For ...But Knock Yourself Out

Funny Birthday Card - Sarcastic Birthday Card - You Have Me So I Don't Know What Else You Have To Wish For ...But Knock Yourself Out by JessicaFergusonArt on Etsy

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