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18 Well Mannered Insults: May your life be as pleasant as you are - gold.

Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power and destroy common enemies

Call me old-fashioned, but marriage should be about a man aligning forces with a trusted ally to consolidate power and destroy common enemies <<< Call me new fashioned, but fuck it being just a man who gets to do it

"The biggest step in any relationships isn't the first kiss.    It's the first fart."

Someone from Singapore, Central Singapore, SG posted a whisper in the group Lame Jokes and Pick-Up Lines, which reads "The biggest step in any relationships isn't the first kiss. It's the first fart.

Relationship status: I've acquired the hoodie

A lot of guys seem to really hate that. Find a guy who is willing to let u wear his hoodie and keep him forever. I can see how it can get annoying tho.

If there is one thing on this earth that I feel passionately enough about to spend the rest of my life thinking, talking, and writing about, it is the concept of Relationship Goals. You know, those pictures and illustrations of conventionally attractive, heterosexual cis couples that one is supposed to see, take note of their apparent attractiveness, heterosexuality, and cis-gender privilege and decide that all of this is worth enough to become a legitimate goal.

18 Dumb Relationship Goals That Will Make You Angry AF

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