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ACC-U-RATE statement. Don't mess with the King of the Jungle. They are very fair and balanced but don't try to screw them. If you do, you'll leave with a bigger bung hole. Big enough to drive a convoy of 18 wheelers through your very enlarged black hole.

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L'atelier des Vertugadins - La penderie - Location de costume - cinéma - théâtre - événementiel - Vertugadins - Costumières

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"Hello, 911, please state your emergency" "There are fairies in my garden. They are trying to kill my mother" "A wizard will be dispatched to your location"

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from 9GAG

Vikings.

They took from me the only thing that mattered, betrothed her to another, one several years advanced in age than her, mockingly so. The gods would make confinement purposeful. The birth of a king. Appointed for me a kingdom, and granted dominion with gi

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Vikings.

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If by "goddess" you mean "person who has the dubious honor of being the one to pay the largest amount of fines in one lifetime." ;)

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