You Dont Say, AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH! I'm not a fan of this kind of humor (it think it gets annoying in real life unless everyone's in the mood), but the "You don't say" Nick Cage meme has got to be the funniest meme ever. I couldn't stop laughing.
I ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THIS. A friend of mine told me that he blinks because in order to wink, you have to have one eye open. I debated this question for a whole day once and she pointed that out and. yeah I felt like an idiot.