Epic man, just epic....
[At my wedding] Priest: Repeat after me Me: After me [Priest to bride]: Is he serious? Bride: No, his name is John
Oh snap, things just got spiritual. Thou tellest them, Sassy Jesus :D
No, he's making Mac and Cheese for dinner. Maybe tomorrow.
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All Rise, now twerk!
omg the same thing happened in my Geography class! except my teach was just joking, he knew it was siri. cx
Lol something is definitely wrong here
A priest, a pastor and a rabbi walk into a bar!