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'Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight!': Hysterical text message fails sent with love but met with laughter (and she meant Pringles)

'Screw the gym! I'm getting pregnant tonight!': Hysterical text message fails sent with love and laughter (and she meant Pringles) | Mail Online

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Jesusfuckingchrist.. you're so pro-fucking-life.. all those people are way delusional.. nothing says pro-life, like killing other humans (at a clinic)

Jesusfuckingchrist.. you're so pro-fucking-life.. all those people are way delusional.. nothing says pro-life, like killing other humans (at a clinic)

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Writing inspiration

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Seriously it's none of your damned business what or how others live their lives as long as it hurts no one then butt the funk out!

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I feel like this is my life right now... Don't piss me off!! And, my belly hangs out of every shirt I own!! So ready to have this baby!!

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Black Jack & Fruit Salads ---loved the way the black jacks turned your mouth black. In 1979, I had to chew these when I was pregnant to take away the constant unpleasant taste in my mouth that was made by the high dose of iron tablets. They were the only things that would mask it! (JT)

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