Ozzy Osbourne was arrested for probably the least interesting thing Ozzy Osbourne ever did, getting drunk as hell. I mean for god's sake his nickname is "The Prince of Darkness" and you don't that nickname for being a biotch. This dude be eatin' bats and shit. This dude gets bored of cocaine and snorts lines of live ants. This dude be peein' on the Alamo at 9 am in a woman's dress.