Welsh alphabet. Note that there is no J, K, Q, V, X or Z. However the most common surname in Wales is Jones, and there is a little village called Vivod. And if you find this interesting, just do a search for the definition of a Welsh Mile.
I need feminism because..."Who hired a stripper?" --- This really sucks. I am so angry for her. It is way too common for women to be compared to strippers or prostitutes, no matter what profession, as if that's all women are good for.