So true yet I can't stop laughing!
This is me all the time... Not really but I feel like this all the time
I have a small correction, "when your uterus realizes you're not pregnant and bleeds a shit ton to punish you" because that's damn sure what it feels like!
9 photos that PERFECTLY describe how you're feeling at 9 months pregnant. Be prepared to laugh until you pee (which might not take much anymore).
Pregnant Santas Helper Funny Maternity T-Shirt (NOT Maternity Sized) Christmas Xmas Santa Elf Bun Baby Shower Present Gift Expecting Mommy Mother Mom Mommy Tee 2XL White
.of course I'm in shape
When you start hating your period remember this! Lol
One Does Not Simply | ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EXPLAIN TO HIS PREGNANT WIFE THAT SHE IS OVER-REACTING | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I need to do this when I'm married and have kids!! Lol, sounds lik something I would do anyways!
The Sims always makes for interesting stories hahah << once I accidently drowned two of my children in a pool due to not giving them a way to get out of it.