That kinda stuff is truly out of the question. I probably wouldn't even begin to exercise that kind of idea. Which really suxks
"There it is. The 'I' in team. Hidden in the 'A' Hole."
Just cos it's true
love this & "you need to connect your eyes to your asshole so you can see the shit you're talking about"
Random and funny
Tumblr - Love this woman (the flight attendant I mean)
It's a grocery store, not friggin' Chuck E. Cheese's. More
Yes. But if someone needs your help and you say "I'll pray for you", you are a dick
You are in charge of your own life. Run it or someone else will. #positive #life…
I... Oh. Thanks. - ^Yes. This is true. So true. You're really handsome, my love. Always. Never think you're not enough, in any way, especially in physical appearance. I love all of you, and how you look, too. You're gorgeous. <3