Me: I'd better make this interesting. Me: trips over IV pump, crashes into wound vac, pulls IV out, blood everywhere... stands up, calls aide,tells family that pt is bucking the vent and that they needed a new IV. Me: well, my work here is done.

Well one day I was in class and I was going through an asthma attack and I started coughing really loud and bad and it was a long coughing fit and everyone including my teacher was watching me. When I finally got called to the nurse before I could even leave the room a kid in my class yelled "QUICK, EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR YELLOW HAZMAT SUITS!" (Or however you spell it) and then I yelled backed "I DONT HAVE EBOLA PEOPLE!" Them left the room very very annoyed. << omg lol

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Well one day I was in class and I was going through an asthma attack and I started coughing really loud and bad and it was a long coughing fit and everyone including my teacher was watching me. When I finally got called to the nurse before I could even leave the room a kid in my class yelled "QUICK, EVERYONE PUT ON YOUR YELLOW HAZMAT SUITS!" (Or however you spell it) and then I yelled backed "I DONT HAVE EBOLA PEOPLE!" Them left the room very very annoyed. << omg lol

Advice to my younger self as a new nurse -- #rn #nurse #nursing

Advice to My Younger Self as a New Nurse: What I Know Now

New doctors. Expectation/reality. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered Nurses. RN.

New doctors. Expectation/reality. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered Nurses. RN.

Nurses eat their young, you say? False. Nurses do not eat anything. For hours at a time. Who needs the gym...just go to work! Lol!!

I can hide my emotions like an elephant on rollerblades going down a steep hill in a wide open desert. #heartonsleeve #stressedandshowingit #theresnohiding

I can hide my emotions like an elephant on rollerblades going down a steep hill in a wide open desert. #heartonsleeve #stressedandshowingit #theresnohiding

Nurses are like, thank you lord, my shift if over. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered nurse. RN. Orange is the new black. Pennsatucky meme.

Nurses are like, thank you lord, my shift if over. Nurse humor. Nursing funny. Registered nurse. RN. Orange is the new black. Pennsatucky meme.

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RN nurse healthcare humor new nurse new grad hack giving report

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