S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #10: Contrary to popular belief, Agent Hill does not actually have the bodies of rookies who displeased her underneath the floorboards of her office. We’ve checked. Twice.
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #364:Contrary to rumor, Pepper Potts does not outrank Director Fury. However, you are strongly advised to heed anything Ms. Potts says, due to the fact that she’s actually sensible.[Submitted anonymously]
S.H.I.E.L.D. Recruit Survival Tip #322:Please do not spread rumors about the nature of the relationship between Agents Barton and Romanoff. They are two of the most dangerous people employed by S.H.I.E.L.D. You have been warned. [Submitted anonymously]