LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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What’s so bad about menopause? What is the worst part of menopause, what makes it so hideous? We women are tough, resilient creatures and have a high tolerance of pain and stress. We keep working when we have ‘flu, we hardly notice if we have a cold, we put everyone and everything before our own needs. We are strong, supportive, loving, amazing people. The lynchpin of the family. http://menno-pause.com/

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Animate funny photos with voice and movement with the free Animate Me app!Animate Photos to move to any sound - Turn this ecard into a funny video! https://www.animatemeapp.com/get - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com

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Funny Birthday Ecard: Like a fine wine we get better with age... or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine! Happy Birthday!

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Picturing you naked is the most productive thing I've done all day. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

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Everything about love is exciting at first, but not everyone will put in the effort to keep the excitement. Till then sucker.

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