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I Lost My Mom at Age 6—And Her Name Was Removed From My Birth Certificate

Gigi Grant . Daughter of the genie . Age " dad says i'm 15 , but he lost my birth certificate somewhere between darius the great and julius caesar , so i'm really not sure " .

Haha FUN FACT the OP of this post is actually a huge cunt and lost it on a bunch of people for asking if they were missing a toe (:

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Age:Dad says I'm 15, But he lost my birth certificate somewhere between Darius the great and Julius Caesar,so I'm really not sure.

Fritz, I understand you lost your glass eye but... Do you really think you are going to find it in this shit? ....Yes. It will wink at me.

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Must re-new my birth certificate lost my original one.

Hello My Name Is Donkie, Dont ask me why or my parents why I was named Donkie. It was on my birth certificate the day my parents took me Into there arms. Im spoiled and even rotten but my family wouldnt have me any other way. I recently lost my brother to doggie heaven & Im lonely and miss my brother. My mommy cries alot and holds me even tighter every night, RIP brother we will reunite again one day, woof woof woof...

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