May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows. If you must lie, then lie with me all the nights of my life. And if you must cheat, then please cheat death, because I could never live a day without you.
I LOVE TO ACT LIKE A SOCIAL WORKER & TALK ABOUT PEOPLE BEHIND THEIR BACKS. I GOSSIPED MYSELF OUT OF MY SOCIAL WORKER JOB SO NOW I AM AN OVERPAID ABUSER THAT USES MY TIME TO WRITE LETTERS ABOUT PEOPLE IN MY COMMUNITY BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSES. I LOVE TO LIE, CHEAT & STEAL DONATIONS BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO WORK FOR THE MONEY MYSELF.