Directed by Francis Lawrence. With Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Djimon Hounsou, Shia LaBeouf. Supernatural detective John Constantine helps a detective prove her sisters death was not a suicide, but something more.
Bob Pigeon: I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have. My jacket would grow little zippers all over it and my toes would have jingle bells on them like those there.