My dad told me once "never run from an attacking dog. Sacrifice your arm in order to protect your throat. Then you keep kicking him as hard as you can (belly is best) until he lets go or help arrives" --- Dad meant well. And I still remember.
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon 1 hr · Jimmy reads some of your funniest #MyWeirdNeighbor tweets. Have your own funny story, leave it below! More Hashtags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C71IuhZdOMY