What about "I'm here to tell you about the Avengers initiative." and "Dad's been on a hunting trip and hasn't been home for a few days." Also "Yer a wizard (y/n)" and let us not forget "I am looking for someone to share in an adventure."
OMG YES! "Dammit wrong door. SHIT, WHAT DO I DO? Okay, calm down Jim, think. Dramatic entrance. Now..wait for the right moment...3,2 and...1! Sorry boys, I'm soooo changeable! It is a weakness of mine (dude don't make them think your weak!) ...but to be fair it is my only weakness!"-slik Jim, slik! *spider drops off web and makes it look like a graceful leap*