"Tommy, remember me. I can't hear you anymore. Hello?" My boss comes forward. "We are assigning you to a new kid or do you want to die?"

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"Tommy, remember me. I can't hear you anymore. Hello?" My boss comes forward. "We are assigning you to a new kid or do you want to die?"

reddit (some mystical order or something, where every person upon joining shoots the arrow as a way of security....then boom.)

reddit (some mystical order or something, where every person upon joining shoots the arrow as a way of security....then boom.)

Visit the post for more.<---Plot twist: his attempts succeed, but the girl turns 35 and refuses to marry him for whatever reason (figures it out, just goes back on the promise because she doesn't love him that way/ decides she doesn't need a man to make her life worthwhile, etc)

Marry me.

Visit the post for more.<---Plot twist: his attempts succeed, but the girl turns 35 and refuses to marry him for whatever reason (figures it out, just goes back on the promise because she doesn't love him that way/ decides she doesn't need a man to make her life worthwhile, etc)

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