This girl i held the door for today said "I have a boyfriend", I was like "he has a bad taste"

What a horrid girl! I hope he continues to be a gentleman! He had the perfect response 👍👍

Who is the fat kid?? If you are referring to zack I'm pretty sure he isn't fat....obviously a little chunky but what 10-11 year old boy isn't?!! :p

LOL but ZACK IS NOT FAT --- You are correct, but you would know who the bigger kid was if you watched Suite Life On Deck, you uncultured swine. And yes, he did get a lot of girls

I really wish I wasn't naturally inclined to giving people waaaaaaaay too much of the benefit of the doubt!

Free and Funny Apology Ecard: I'm sorry I mistook you for a decent human being, that is an oversight on my part.

When someone insults my fandom...can substitute 'fandom' for 'friends' or 'sisters' and it would still apply

Someone said 'I hate supernatural and I leaned over to my friend and said' can I shoot her?' And she said 'not in public' BEST FRIEND MOMENT

Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

Funny Workplace Ecard: Somewhere out there is a tree tirelessly producing oxygen for you to breathe. I think you owe it an apology.

Also placing here because trans- women for real have a fucking shit time of it because people are downright penises.

Also placing here because trans- women for real have a fucking shit time of it because people are downright dickheads about fucking everything

Me when someone insults Percy Jackson

I'm so going to say this next time someone upsets me. "Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your COW." This^^ is perfect.<<< Dishonor on your cow😂

"I'm not taking shit from you and neither is she so get out of my fucking face" (Abigail doesn't get angry often but when she does...)

50 Comebacks Will Leave Them SPEECHLESS (& And Make YOU Laugh)

Being a dick won't make yours any bigger. Collages As a rule, collages contain funny pictures. But there are unique works, capable to force to think seriously.

To the people that don't know this..... Julio Cabuto;) u can find this bastard on facebook I'm sure!!

Omg my best friend said that to his ex and she ran and cried. We laughed our asses off. We are bad people

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