Cellulite is a female secondary sex characteristic and should be celebrated as a rite of womanhood, not despised or eradicated. It has to do with the way our bodies network fat. Female bodies create sort of a mesh network to support fat (female bodies are MUCH more hardy in times of stress) and it can present as delightfully lumpy. More than 90% of women have visible cellulite, but all women store fat in this manner. http://imaginal.tumblr.com/post/161279211176
And now, Noel Fielding and Russell Brand. Why does Britain get funny, clever glam peacocks and we get Lady Gaga and Katy Perry? Hey, we're sorry about the American Revolution and all, but take us back and just let us have some of your pop culture, please.