I think it's funny that you think you're better than me because you have my sloppy seconds. Are you proud he knocked you up? Wow, get in line. You're the third woman he knocked up. Nothing special there. Wow he married you after 6 months? Woah, must be true love because you'll find out soon enough how he really is. Ha. But go ahead with your delusions of grandeur.

I think it's funny that you think you're better than me because you have my sloppy seconds. Are you proud he knocked you up? Wow, get in line. You're the third woman he knocked up. Nothing special there. Wow he married you after 6 months? Woah, must be true love because you'll find out soon enough how he really is. Ha. But go ahead with your delusions of grandeur.

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New Words That You Need to Add to Your Vocabulary
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Same. And I almost always don't actually think what I just thought. Like I see something and I'm like I love it then some mean voice says a mean thing in my head and then I'm like no shut up you twat i love it

Same. And I almost always don't actually think what I just thought. Like I see something and I'm like I love it then some mean voice says a mean thing in my head and then I'm like no shut up you twat i love it

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THIS IS AWESOME!  You can do it, all of it.  I believe in you haha - Funny fitness memes for people who love working out

THIS IS AWESOME! You can do it, all of it. I believe in you haha - Funny fitness memes for people who love working out

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Chickens are not as fun as you think.
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I love you murder dog. I love you too trash panda. XD
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:-) Well actually so I could touch you all over....but at least 2 hands gripping your butt!! Uuuummmm...Uuummm Baby!!! I feel that way so often...just want to touch U ALL over!!!! YOU are just too HOT to handle with 2 hands!! I Love YOU & Miss YOU so freakin much!!!!***

:-) Well actually so I could touch you all over....but at least 2 hands gripping your butt!! Uuuummmm...Uuummm Baby!!! I feel that way so often...just want to touch U ALL over!!!! YOU are just too HOT to handle with 2 hands!! I Love YOU & Miss YOU so freakin much!!!!***

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Your promises were lies. Your words meant nothing. Your vows and I love yous meant less than nothing. You are a liar and a coward.

Your promises were lies. Your words meant nothing. Your vows and I love yous meant less than nothing. You are a liar and a coward.

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Just text me sweetheart. As you probably guess I'm slightly anxious to be in bed with my wife because I've never known another woman. I did that for you so you would never have to imagine me kissing and touching another woman the way I kiss you and touch you. Every time I do you'll know that you were the only one that has ever gotten that kind of love and devotion from me. I love you sweetheart

Just text me sweetheart. As you probably guess I'm slightly anxious to be in bed with my wife because I've never known another woman. I did that for you so you would never have to imagine me kissing and touching another woman the way I kiss you and touch you. Every time I do you'll know that you were the only one that has ever gotten that kind of love and devotion from me. I love you sweetheart

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