You may have had him once but he's mine now! And you lost him 1/4 century ago.  So get lost already.  Cling on

You may have had him once but he's mine now! And you lost him over century ago. So get lost already. Cling on. Lmao so funny

Marry the guy who... keeps my cold hair warms, inspires uncontainable laughter, lets me be completely myself, protects me, takes care of me, treats me with respect, loves me, loves God... he is my best friend!

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Marry the guy who is your best friend. Marry the guy the loves God above anything else. For my beautiful one and only!

Yeah, don't call me hot. I'm not a pair of tits and a vagina on legs. I am a woman. Hot is not respectful.

Calling me cute is nice. Calling me hit is great. But calling me yours is all I want.

He's mine ✋I know you wish he was yours but he's mine and your does not compare his heart belong to me

You think flirting with my boyfriend is cute? Wait until you see how cute it is when I punch you in your stupid looking face, bitch.

There I was - minding my own business, until he stepped through my souls gate. Then he became my business. All my business.

That was 17 years ago and I'm so forever thankful for all the years we've endured together (even the bad) it's made us grow closer together and closer to God, which is all that matters. He's been my business for 17 years, as I've been his ❤️❤️

Induces black eyes and bitches hair being pulled from their head in fistfuls as their face hugs the curb. :)

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The man child to a T!!


Don't even think about it  ..Listen Up Jezebel..

Its true. You do your compliments through me and me only. DO NOT hit on My Man or I will totally fuck you up.

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Yeah,i know he's cute. But he's mine. Touch him i'll kill you! I love him so definitely don't touch him.

Because love is different for each of us!

He's the most perfect weirdo and I'll love him til the day i die. Whether he's mine or not, my heart is his and i can't change it