"ure not an emperor, burnie, get this out of ur wikipedia page. u arent even the boss, anymore" "yeah, fuck u burnie!" "shut up, guys! they dont know that online!" "why the fuck do u even have a wikipedia page?"
Professor McGonagall: "Sirius Black did what?" Madame Pomfrey: "I woudln't let him see Mr. Lupin as he was still resting from last night. I told him that unless he was injured he was not allowed to stay.. so he punched himself in the face and told me he was injured." Professor Dumbledore: "Well... you have to admire his dedication."