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35 Terrible Puns To Brighten Your Day

Not to be that person but in-universe, the books are basically a translation from Westron (the common tongue of Middle-Earth) to English, and the fictional translator (Tolkien?) had to translate Westron phrases that don't exist in English. So he used common English phrases that mean the same thing instead. That's why the Orcs talk about a menu. That's also where all the Christian imagery comes from. All that doesn't exist in the fictional original Westron text, but is a result of the…

Hey I'm Sauron and I'm your waiter today

Not to be that person but in-universe, the books are basically a translation from Westron (the common tongue of Middle-Earth) to English, and the fictional translator (Tolkien?) had to translate Westron phrases that don't exist in English. So he used common English phrases that mean the same thing instead. That's why the Orcs talk about a menu. That's also where all the Christian imagery comes from. All that doesn't exist in the fictional original Westron text, but is a result of the…

Hahaha.... Brilliant... I showed my parents this, and they didn't get it, so apperently they didn't know the meaning of rock bottom, so here I found myself, trying to explain this really bad joke, hoping they'd get it, and I get stuck with parents who don't know what rock bottom is.........

Hahaha.... Brilliant... I showed my parents this, and they didn't get it, so apperently they didn't know the meaning of rock bottom, so here I found myself, trying to explain this really bad joke, hoping they'd get it, and I get stuck with parents who don't know what rock bottom is.........

I just spat out my drink

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