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Thank you all for the birthday wishes! Now let's forget it ever happened so I  can pretend to still be in my early 20's this year.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes! Now let's forget it ever happened so I can pretend to still be in my early 20's this year.

I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.

I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.

I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.

I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.

It's my birthday weekend which means I can do whatever I want! Therefor, I will be careless, wild and irresponsible. | Birthday Ecard

It's my birthday weekend which means I can do whatever I want! Therefor, I will be careless, wild and irresponsible. | Birthday Ecard

Your birthday says, "One year closer to cougar," but your looks say, "Can I see some ID?" Happy Birthday, Friend!!! | Birthday Ecard

Your birthday says, "One year closer to cougar," but your looks say, "Can I see some ID?" Happy Birthday, Friend!!! | Birthday Ecard

Happy birthday husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch HGTV!

Happy birthday husband! Tonight we are going to party like the rock stars we are! And by party, I mean lay around in our PJ's and watch HGTV!

@Karen Jacot Darling Space & Stuff Blog Flowers Happy Birthday!! Hahaha love you lots! Hope today is everything you wanted! See you at school tomorrow :)

@Karen Jacot Darling Space & Stuff Blog Flowers Happy Birthday!! Hahaha love you lots! Hope today is everything you wanted! See you at school tomorrow :)

Sometimes you need a friend who'll remember your birthday...& sometimes you need a friend at 3am to help hide the body. We both know which one I am. Happy belated birthday!

Sometimes you need a friend who'll remember your birthday...& sometimes you need a friend at 3am to help hide the body. We both know which one I am. Happy belated birthday!

LMAO -- LOVE IT!!      I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...