Getting Old Motherfucker|Rude Happy Birthday Card You're Getting Old Motherfucker. You know you're old when the amount of candles make your cake go up in flames. Perfect for your older brother, sister, mum or dad.
For Your Birthday In Heaven - Still loved still missed and very dear - Your Birthday's here but You aren't I'd send a gift but know I can't So I'll make a wish upon a star To carry my love to where You are
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