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Live each day as if out were your last because I'm gonna kill you but I'm not super good with schedules

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Fell Out Of|Funny Happy Birthday Card Another 365 Days Since You Fell Out Of A Vagina Hooray!! Better make sure their mum didn't have a caesarean section, or this joke becomes redundant. A hilariously honest happy birthday card for a friend or family member.

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Are these the most offensive greetings cards you can buy?

Because every woman wants to be insulted on her birthday - especially with a derogatory, sexist term. But perhaps they do as this card is so popular, it is now sold out online.

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Rude birthday card - Dean Morris - Newsflash! You're old as f*ck | Comedy Card Company | Funny Birthday Cards | Humorous Cards

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Top 10 Movie Moustaches

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Hey Sugar Happy Birthday Card. A sweet card (see what I did there), for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or wife.

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