What did the leopard say to the mouse in his path? "Pardine me!" What did the mouse respond? "I'm seeing spots! I need Murine!" When he scored a basket, the lion cried, "Leo nine!" The bear at a singles meet asked, "What's ursine?" The sheep got caught in some brambles and exclaimed, "O vine!" The tortoise tried to encourage better study habits by saying, "Pass the test, u dine." Anyone else want to add to this?