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I totally want to do this to someone and I have the perfect person! humorous text messages | funny text messages

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18 Hilarious Girlfriend Text Fails

GFHoney, can you write a poem to me? | Sure ;* | Roses are red, violets are blue, a face like yours belongs to the zoo, but don't worry, i'll be there too! but not in the cage, but laughing at you | That's so cute, wanna see me do a magic trick? | hahah, glad you liked it ;) And sure :) | Poof, you're single :) - https://www.facebook.com/diplyofficial

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DarthVaderHey, someone changed the name of all the contacts in my phone, and I'm trying to figure out who everyone is. | What's my contact name? | Darth Vader, but who is this? | Luke... I am your father.. | Haha, very funny. Now, really, who is this? | It's your father, Luke. I knew your name would entertain me one day.

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the dude who replied to danny is dumb cuz even if he text's danny that he threw his phone how the hell will danny read it if he threw his phone? LOL

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