Totally agree! I would add another one..."You get a summer paid vacation." No, I get paid for the ten months that I am in the classroom. I have it stretched out so that I receive my pay check each month. It is the same amount no matter what.
I'm not sure brain surgery lasts as long as a school day, but even if it does, at least the doctor only has one person (who's asleep) to focus on. ;) of course, no one wants me wielding a scalpel either!