"Eating dried noodles again? Trust me, anime ain't getting any realer because of it." "Oh my, buying all those chocolate bunnies for your kid? Prepare to get a salad-crazed rabbit in a few years." "You know that thing will make you night hell, don't you? Fine, fine, just checking." "... okay, this is the third week I've seen you buy pasta so COME HERE AND LET ME PET YOU YOU LONELY THING!"
Calories are the little boogers that get together at night in your closet and sew your clothes tighter. My closet is infested with them ! - my friend has the same problem. Something must be done... Let's meet for lunch & come up with a plan! 😉