You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat. . . . .

You know that feeling when you meet someone and your heart skips a beat? Yeah, that's arrhythmia. You can die from that.

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Rottenecards - Nurses: Saving lives, educating the ignorant and being nice to the idiots.

Oh my gosh, yes! I do this all the time and feel so bad if I forget to get one of my residents something! #alwaysacna #scrublife

Life of a waitress. The worst part about that is that I feel so guilty for the rest of the night, so I can't sleep because of the late-night self loathing that started all over a glass of water.

It's funny but also *if nurses hate nursing why don't they change careers? I wouldn't have a career that I had to bitch about day and night just saying. *Followup: Anyone who posts ranting angry nurse responses to my simple post here get blocked and deleted; my post script is simply saying "Love what you do.. if you don't love your job then don't complain just change it! You aren't a robot just choose for yourself what you love and do that"

It's funny but also *if nurses hate nursing why don't they change careers? I wouldn't have a career that I had to bitch about day and night just saying.

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I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this. You have one of the most severe cases of terminal stupidity I have ever diagnosed. There is no cure.

This should be made into a movie

LOL. Look at this

15 things only nurses will find funny nurse humor This should be made into a movie

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