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Tip: if you're in theatre, the directors do not fuck around when it comes to gum, candy, food, and drinks on stage. It's like an unspoken rule of the theater world to not bring food on stage.

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History class in 2100

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OMG I CAN JUST IMAGINE LEVI GETTING A STOOL TO REACH SOMETHING XDDDD I BET THAT PERMANENTLY SCARRED HIS PRIDE >XDDDD

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SIDA (Serious Infant Dental Assault) Although there were genuine cases of children fatally biting people in 1970s Scarfolk*, historians now believe that there were far fewer incidents than was originally thought.

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Being A Pessimist

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Suspect your elders.

I walked down the hall, my pressed skirt and blouse stiffly rubbed my skin. As I rounded the corner I assumed to see the gold plate I always see but I stopped in surprise. Black sharpie had defiled the plate. But the thought had made my mind race....

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looks photoshopped but it is kinda funny

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