"One does not simply..." "Hello everyone, I'm the Doctor. OOh, the Council of Elrond...I thought you were a myth! How exciting. You're all brilliant, you are...taking the ring all the way into Mordor ON FOOT, just the nine of you...well, eight. Well....I say eight....but you were saying Boromir?" "What?"<<< This is absolutely fantastic... Well done to the person who thought of it!