I swear this is an Allison Hendrix quote from Orphan Black. (Or it should be!) - " I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Okay, it's mainly grapes. Okay, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner! ... and you know what else? ... I hate yoga! "
"Ya, overprotective dads are pretty scary but nothing is worse than an overprotective older sister. Dads are ok with jail time, but an older sis can kill u, hide ur body and be back in time for dinner"