Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Dear Heart, please stop getting involved in everything. Your job is to pump blood, thats it. Womens Humor and Quotes, Women Jokes,

27 Things most girls don’t know..

Alright I get that but the whole punching thing if your kinda wimpy it won't get you guys who are just friends they want a girl who can play video games and sports without complaining<<yea is very true for me.

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

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That's automatically 3 strikes, you out.

Yeah, I'd never rehire someone who no call no showed me--why am I so quick to forgive idiots?

I can see you're proud, but I'm not touching it.

Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like my cat bringing me a dead mouse; I can see you're proud but I'm not touching it.

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

I Told a Girl to Text Me When She Got Home She Must Homeless Best Girlfriend Funny Meme Pics. Best Hilarious Memes & Jokes and Funny Pics and Images.

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Top 35 Dating Humor Quotes

I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat?

I talk about wanting a boyfriend, but I don't even know what I'd do with one. Just kiss him and leave him in the corner? How often does it eat? Haha so true!

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