This has happened to me. My grandma owns a farm and a guy brings his cows and calves and one time there was this white calf and he kept laying down on my lap. He was so cute. I wish I could've bought him :/
“To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you. They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them.
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"Fuck you my Yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns, I hope you get sat on by a cow."