Dear Santa, Please bring me a self-cleaning house for Christmas this year. Thank you.
My diet can best be described as; Unsupervised child at a birthday party.
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May your holiday be filled with as much cheer as your dosage allows.
If someone says "It is too early to put up Christmas decorations"... Stop talking to them-You dont need that kind of negativity in your life.
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