This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Haha. I try to eat pretty healthy nowadays, but yes I have experienced this before!
Screw this shit; I'm going to Vegas bitches! | Farewell Ecard
I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
When I say 'have a Happy Birthday', you fuckin' do it Bitch!
Free, Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday...blah, blah, blah...vodka.
Rude birthday card - Dean Morris - Newsflash! You're old as f*ck | Comedy Card Company | Funny Birthday Cards | Humorous Cards
LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...