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This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!

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Haha. I try to eat pretty healthy nowadays, but yes I have experienced this before!

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Rude birthday card - Dean Morris - Newsflash! You're old as f*ck | Comedy Card Company | Funny Birthday Cards | Humorous Cards

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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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