I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.
40th birthday, 80s parties!
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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...
Funny Birthday Ecard: From one fabulous bitch to another... Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday Mom! Now that I'm older I wanna thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.
Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other MODERATELY sane. Happy Birthday Best Friend!
Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful cousin in the world... wait, did I say "to"? I meant from.