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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

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I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

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Happy day after your birthday! I purposely waited to wish you a happy birthday until today because I wanted to make your birthday last longer. It's not because I forgot.

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Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other MODERATELY sane. Happy Birthday Best Friend!

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