I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

LMAO -- LOVE IT!!      I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

16 more of the most perfectly demented Cards Against Humanity combinations of all time. | Cards Against Humanity | Someecards

16 more of the most perfectly demented Cards Against Humanity combinations of all time. | Cards Against Humanity | Someecards

Happy Birthday Mom! Now that I'm older I wanna thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.

Happy Birthday Mom! Now that I'm older I wanna thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.

Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other MODERATELY sane. Happy Birthday Best Friend!

Here's to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other MODERATELY sane. Happy Birthday Best Friend!

Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful cousin in the world... wait, did I say "to"? I meant from.

Happy birthday to the smartest, funniest, and most beautiful cousin in the world... wait, did I say "to"? I meant from.

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