I may look like a potato now but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll all want me then.
via @pamdosal on Instagram
Thank God I don't have to hunt for my food, I don't even know where tacos live.
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Trying to stay focused...
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a doughnut.
Yeah I mean then it turns of automatically so when your half asleep you won't have to remember to turn it off! Lol!
Funny Quotes ~ I'd like to thank my middle finger
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