Pour water on him and we'll see how much of that is actual poof and what is fat. (via Bits And Pieces)

Pour water on him and we'll see how much of that is actual poof and what is fat. (via Bits And Pieces)

"Me: "I'm fat."  People: "You're beautiful!"  Me: "...thanks. never said I was ugly...""

"Me: "I'm fat." People: "You're beautiful!" Me: "...thanks. never said I was ugly...""

You're not fat, come on, chin up. And the other one, and the other one. #funny #quotes

You're not fat, come on, chin up. And the other one, and the other one. #funny #quotes

Daddy needs to get that lead and walk you a bit further, keep throwing the ball....You could do with losing at least half of your body weight and you might just pass as slightly obese. Nobody likes a FAT DIRTY DOG....

Daddy needs to get that lead and walk you a bit further, keep throwing the ball....You could do with losing at least half of your body weight and you might just pass as slightly obese. Nobody likes a FAT DIRTY DOG....

"I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either I'm at the point where you can definitely tell I like Chicken Nuggets"

"I'm not fat but I'm not skinny either I'm at the point where you can definitely tell I like Chicken Nuggets"

ALWAYS! I think it's the biggest reason why I despise getting my hair cut and wait so long in between.

ALWAYS! I think it's the biggest reason why I despise getting my hair cut and wait so long in between.

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