While I was full of love you were simply full of shit More
She couldn't beat me on her best day
what you say to friends about their ex's new girlfriend.
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Oh fuck yes. Not the "good man" after all....
this is actually really true
single mommy bear
When one door closes, sometimes you want to get a hammer and nails to make sure that bitch stays shut.
Be the girl his ex girlfriend will hate, his mom will love and that he will never forget.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend quotes | Never get jealous when you see your ex funny love quotes
Silly Ex Girlfriend. Your relationship was FUCKED up way before I came along..... But you can continue to blame me if it makes you feel better.. SILLY FAT UGLY SHIT