We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in.  "I claim India for Britain!"  They're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!"  "Do you have a flag?  "No."  "Well, if you don't have a flag, then you can't have a country. Those are the rules - that I just made up!" - Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard "cake, death or inappropriate sexual touching ?" Me " cake. Wait I mean! Damn it!

Eddie Izzard. Because Eddie Izzard. Love him. (I know he's not a woman, but you get the point)

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Eddie Izzard "No, I wear dresses. They are not women's dresses. They're my dresses, I buy them." I love Eddie Izzard

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”

Eddie Izzard - “Guns don't kill people, people kill people, but I think the gun helps.

Eddie Izzard being awesome. Ha thats damn true for everyone who jumps straight…

Why It's A Big Deal When Men Wear Women's Clothes In Public

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quotesfield: “The three rules of fascism: make shit up, scream it loudly and kill people” - Eddie Izzard

Smart casual: The actor wore a pair of blue jeans with a pink T-shirt - that was covered i...

Smart casual: The actor wore a pair of blue jeans with a pink T-shirt - He looks freakin' amazing in heels!

Atheism, Religion, God is Imaginary. We [atheists] still believe in people. I believe in human beings. Whenever there's a disaster, human beings stand up. Zero gods have ever stood up for a disaster.

Also, according to a lot of believers, Gods cause disasters. You know, because of the gays.

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