I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.
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LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...
Funny Birthday Ecard: From one fabulous bitch to another... Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to one of the most fabulous girls I know. Looking forward to many more years of fun and friendship. Love you!
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I bought you an awesome bottle of wine for your birthday! It tasted wonderful. I thought about you the entire time, though.
40th birthday, 80s parties!