My diet can best be described as; Unsupervised child at a birthday party.
May your Birthday be filled with merriment and shenanigans. But mostly shenanigans. | Drinking Ecard
Screw this shit; I'm going to Vegas bitches! | Farewell Ecard
This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Bitter, heartless bitch
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Cards Against Humanity - A Game for Horrible People
I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
Never Smell Of Wee | Happy Birthday or Retirement Card #rude #funny
LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...