Free, Birthday Ecard: Happy Birthday...blah, blah, blah...vodka.
I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.
LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...
Haha. I try to eat pretty healthy nowadays, but yes I have experienced this before!
40th birthday, 80s parties!
I was going to joke about getting older but then realized I was OLDER so Happy Birthday my DEAR old but younger then me friend.
This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!
Two secrets on your Birthday: 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one. (Someecards) Hahahaha, that's mine next month xD
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Funny Birthday Ecard: Congratulations on being born a long ass time ago.