I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

I know you had lots of Birthday wishes yesterday, but who is thinking of you today? Me, that's who. Happy Belated Birthday.

LMAO -- LOVE IT!!      I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

LMAO -- LOVE IT!! I was going to send you something hot and sexy for your birthday BUT the postman told me to take the stamp off my ass and get the fuck out of the postbox...

Haha. I try to eat pretty healthy nowadays, but yes I have experienced this before!

Haha. I try to eat pretty healthy nowadays, but yes I have experienced this before!

This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!

This is something I would say in real life... because I don't have a filter... inside thoughts become outside thoughts before I even know it!

Two secrets on your Birthday: 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one. (Someecards) Hahahaha, that's mine next month xD

Two secrets on your Birthday: 1)Forget the past, you can't change it. 2)Forget the present, I didn't get you one. (Someecards) Hahahaha, that's mine next month xD

16 more of the most perfectly demented Cards Against Humanity combinations of all time. | Cards Against Humanity | Someecards

16 more of the most perfectly demented Cards Against Humanity combinations of all time. | Cards Against Humanity | Someecards

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