Draco Malfoy headcanons, which are all pretty good except the first one, because I'm pretty sure Moaning Myrtle's first name is Myrtle.<< no her middle name was Elizabeth. Her first name was Myrtle and her last name was Warren.
Luna Lovegood Ron Weasley (Our King) Rebeus Hagrid Albus Dumbledore Severus Snape Sirius Black (Padfoot) The Boy Who Lived (Harry Potter Draco Malfoy Lord Voldemort (He Who Must Not Be Named) Bellatrix Lestrange Ginny Weasley
And I will kill the girl you're crushing on but hates you and your aunts homocidal and your crush is too and your crushes dad doesn't like you.
Actually, Harry and Neville have two different birthdays. Neville was born on July 30 and Harry was born on July They both were born at the end of July. Which is why Neville could've been The Chosen One. But it's still a funny joke!