"I love perfumes of the past," said Dita Von Teese, who released two fragrances of her own this spring. "Once upon a time, there were perfumes that didn't smell like little girls and candy and sweetness and vanilla. I mean, Marlene Dietrich would not have worn a perfume that had vanilla in it. And so many celeb scents smell like stripper spray. I'm a stripper and I work in strip clubs, but I don't want to douse myself in it and smell like one!