Riddles galore!! http://twitter.com/...
Or you could just lock him in his room till he's like 35 so a group of kids try and stalk him
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I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THIS, ACTUALLY. My friend pointed out that he blinks because in order to wink, you have to have one eye opened and one eye closed. Therefore, he is blinking.
Essential guide to Cockney rhyming slang.
Don't know why this makes me laugh so hard hahah
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